you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
(via gateauxpourbebe)
i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
(via oshawott)
no one ever likes me as much as i like them and that’s it
(Source: lintott, via raining-puppets)
Hafiz (via perfect)
(Source: shaktilover, via sexcake)
Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCKI CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”
“saved my marriage”
(via theshieldandthesword)
